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Lookit all these friggin teeth in one mouth…
Does this make your tender pink fleshy supple vulnerable gums throb with anxiousness or is it just me? & Is it weird that I desperately want to gently drag the back of my hand across them back and...
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If I’m an adult, then you can be one too
I was just talking to someone afraid to grow up and ruining their lives over perpetual Peter-Panism and I tried and failed to illustrate a point. Well, I mean, *I* didn’t so much fail, as they ruined...
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It Should Be Illegal To Be This Adorable…
But it isn’t. So there ain’t shit you can do about it, coppers. #FkkThePolice. Seriously though. It’s not right and I know it. But I can’t stop. I can physically if I try really really hard but that...
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Gaps, Overlaps, and other facts of History and Time that hurt my brain
I’ve only recently been able to really visualize the past in color since all the media from bygone times is in black&white or sepia. As a kid I intellectually knew they had color back then but...
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Appreciating the poetic grace of a freshly vacuumed carpet
Why does a recently vacuumed carpet look so damn clean? The obvious answer is that because it *is* clean, but that doesn’t make any sense if you think about it – it’s not like it was covered with a...
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That which doesn’t kill us…
Always dust yourself off and get right back up again any time you have a discouraging experience. Just remember: “that which doesn’t kill us, only makes us hurt in the meantime, adding more gratuitous...
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Guys. I don’t think it would work out if I had two mouths
I’ve given it a lot of deliberation, and I’m sad to say that I just don’t see it working out. #discuss I both think I am awesome and a loser for knowing this, but the hammerhead alien in the first Star...
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If you refer to “two twins”, how many people are you referring to?
I think a person uttering this phrase is talking about two people. But a twin is two people, so two of them is four people, according to my 3 calculators and chalkboard on wheels that flips around to...
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What the hell is gum?
When was the last time you thought about chewing gum and what in the actual balls it even is? And I don’t mean chemically. We all have access to all the information the world contains and can easily...
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